中式英语搞笑小笑话

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１.有点想她，就发了条短信：“Think you.” 她回了一条：“I too.” 当时就内牛满面了......多般配的两个银.....

２.前两天跨部门开会。会上和经理严肃地对话如下：
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"We have to change the definitions of some database tables."

"I know what you mean.  Some records will not be accessible....They become orphans."

经理凝神想了2秒，大手一挥："Then we kill those orphans!"

旁边市场部的人笑翻了："You IT people are so cruel!  Luckily no one here is frwww.dianzishuku.netom the press!"